ShareTomorrow our condo goes on the market. I’m scared, excited, nervous, anxious, ready, unprepared, happy, panicked, etc, etc, etc. Yes, I’m the Las Vegas of emotions. Always feeling something, but not sure if I’m winning or losing even though I’m positive I’m winning. See, I’m full of conflict, but I’m not unsure. What the heck…
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Don’t Take Yourself Too Seriously
ShareI’m funny. Yup, you heard me. Yes, you may laugh. I’m funny. I’m so funny that I make other people cry. Happy tears. I also give them cramps. No, not those cramps. I said I was funny…not a bitch like Mother Nature. I give the laugh-so-hard-you-split-your-side type of cramps. Wanna know a secret? I forgot…
Sex Dreams Guest Post at Daddy Runs a Lot!!
ShareI’m a guest poster today at Daddy Runs a Lot! Go read about naughty dreams! Thank you John for letting me be a guest poster!!
Reinflating My Balloons
ShareI park my car and look at the scenery around me. I place my hand on the handle and hesitate. “Oh my gosh. I’m here. I’m really doing this,” I say to Selena on the phone. She tells me to breathe and cracks some joke to make me laugh. I wish she was with me….
Miguel and Javier – Los Hombres Stupidos
ShareOn my thirtieth birthday Anne and I arrived in Madrid around noon. After a few great surprises (we were able to see the futbol team Real Madrid bring home the Copa del Rey after 18 years!) and some disappointing surprises (the palace was closed to visitors because the king was in town) we decided to…
I’m back!
ShareHello! Okay, so I’ve been back for 2 weeks (as of tomorrow) and what a whirlwind of a couple of weeks it has been!Although, do you really want to know about the last two weeks where my first day “back on the job: I get a call from the doctor about the possibility of getting…
Three Can Suck My Big Toe
Share“Fireman, please put this away.” “No, you put it away.” “Don’t talk to me like that. Please come help put the cars away.” “It’s not fair!” “Life’s not fair. Deal with it. Come help me clean your cars. I don’t want to have to count.” “Noooooo!!!” he tenses his entire body and screams at the…
The Tragedy of The Twins
ShareHey you, yeah you, come here. Feel this. You feel that? Yeah…nothin’. Sure there’s a bit of flabby skin you’re feelin’, but really…you’re holding nothing more than the left overs of the boobs that used to be. Oh the glory days of The Twins. They were young. They were perky. They were everything and just…
Choking on Mommy Instincts
ShareThursday mornings in our household are busier than a department store Santa in December. We start by taking Fireman to school around 8:45am and running home to get B down for a nap around 9am. I start the laundry, wash the dishes from breakfast, and if I’m lucky I sneak in a shower. I try…
