ShareShe woke up this morning curled in a ball with her head stuffed under the pillow. If she didn’t see the sliver of light peaking around the blinds, then it didn’t exist. If she couldn’t hear the sounds in the front room, then it couldn’t be time to face another day. She couldn’t do it…
Category Archives: Carnivals
Water Rushed Down
ShareShe was beautiful. She had long tresses that when she moved flowed behind her. She was golden and gorgeous. She moved in her own world with calmness and tranquility. Each day I’d watch her and I would stare at her movements. How did she do that? How does she survive? Her movements simple and fluid….
Lupus Guilt
ShareIt’s Wednesday so that means I’m going to Pour My Heart Out. I feel guilty. Horribly guilty. I didn’t do anything wrong. No one is hurt except me. But I feel guilty. I have told only a few people (in fact, it’s a whopping 5 friends and Hubs) about what is going on with my…
Come Closer, Dear Lover
ShareCome closer, dear lover Come touch me. Let me hold you And love you And worship you. Thinking of you makes my heart rate increase. Makes my body have tingles. Makes me anxious for my time with you. As soon as I can, I’ll pull you near me. I’ll hold you, Feel you, Want you….
I’m a Lying Mother…..
ShareWhat? You thought that wasn’t the end of that title? Dirty dirty minds…all of you!! So, I realized today that I lie. A lot. Not in big ways like “Oh my gosh! I totally saw a car accident and the car flipped and there was a man and a baby trapped inside. I ran out…
I Did My Job
ShareStoichiometry stoi·chi·om·e·try (stoik-m-tr), noun 1. Calculation of the quantities of reactants and products in a chemical reaction. 2. The quantitative relationship between reactants and products in a chemical reaction. I will bet you ten dollars that none of my students remember a damn thing about stoichiometry. They don’t remember to cancel out when doing an…
I’m a Soccer Mom!- Extra-Curricular Activities
ShareIt’s official. I’m a soccer mom. Fireman had his first official soccer practice last week and it was absolutely adorable. He smiled the entire time and while the kids didn’t quite understand the game they were doing their best to kick that ball! The teacher was what you would envision a good ol’ Chicago boy…
Scarred
ShareI looked in the mirror today. Shocking I know. I was getting into the shower and instead of my usual hurried routine of taking off my glasses, undress, and rushing to the shower to avoid any glance at me in all of my natural glory I stopped and looked with my glasses still on and…
Change your clothes!
ShareShe walked into Gymboree with her perfect little girl, both were dressed in their perfect little outfits, and she looked like she had not only applied her makeup perfectly, but she also ….gasp….looked like she showered. She looks in my direction and smiled. Could she really be pleased to see me? I smiled back and…
Get Off My Sister!
ShareMama Kat asked us to write about a fist fight we had and to be honest I realized something. I’m so not a bad ass. But I’ll tell you who is. My little sister. Now before you jump to any conclusions or envision this tough hot chick wearing a leather outfit and a whip (or…
