Author Archives: Sara

Wussifying

ShareOh yes, I said it. Wussify. I’ve always wanted to make a word that sounded cool, but totally wasn’t and I’ve made it. Right there. Right now. Wussify. You know you’re jealous. According to Sarapedia: Wussify: the process of making our children spineless little gremlins that lack self control and the ability to have empathy….

Something’s Gotta Change

Share  This week we’d like you to write about a moment in your life when you knew something had to change drastically. Really explore the moment. She laid in bed yet again. She couldn’t move. She couldn’t breathe. Her head pounded. She fell asleep. “Sara, wake up.” She laid in bed. She couldn’t move. She…

False Impressions

Share Whenever people meet me they get an impression. What type of impression you ask? I’d like to know, too. It seems that after I’ve spent time with someone and we’ve established some sort of relationship people will inevitably tell me the same thing… You’re not at all how I thought you would be. I…

When Something Crawled Up and Died

ShareCLANG! “Fireman…stop it. I’m almost done,” I say as I sift through Target’s belts. I’m searching for a wide brown belt that will go perfectly with that new orange and red dress I have sitting in my cart’s basket. “Mooooom, it’s bells. Listen!” “Not right now.” CLING! B starts to laugh at his brother’s antics….

Dirty Sheets

ShareHave you ever been frustrated by one thing only to freak out about another? No? Me neither. Especially not during that time of the month when it’s rational to be irrational. I’m not one of those women. But my husband is. Last Thursday I spent all day working as hard as I could to get…

Sex Dreams Guest Post at Daddy Runs a Lot!!

ShareI’m a guest poster today at Daddy Runs a Lot! Go read about naughty dreams! Thank you John for letting me be a guest poster!!

It’s Britney, Bitch

ShareOn Friday I went with a good friend of mine to my second Britney Spears concert. Yes, yes, I know. Many of you are shaking your heads in utter disappointment and disgust, some of you may never come back, some of you may even un-follow me on Twitter, BUT I know there are just as…

Adult Relationships with Parents

ShareI watch my father in law hold my two year old over the water on the diving board. “Bill, get him down now….please” I hear chuckles behind me as the old birds of the family discuss my afterthought of “please”. I’m beginning to shake. My son is shaking his head, scared as he stares at…

When To Put Your Marriage First

ShareThere are moments in each marriage where your partner’s wants and needs are thrown to the wayside. You know they’re there, you know they need tended to, but you are busy juggling the thousands of other things we as mothers tend to juggle. So, like the lost pair of cute shoes under the bed, these…

Monster-In-Laws: Thanks for the “help”

ShareWarning: This post is the reason why I blog anonymously. I need to get this out and this is something many of you will appreciate. So, my IL’s have been griping for a while how they want us to have the boys spend the night down there. We’re not comfortable with it, we’re not ready…

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