Author Archives: Sara

Tonight Should Be September

ShareI need to pour my heart out. I’m so glad Shell has this each week because lately I’ve seemed to need it so much more than normal. You should all link up! We’re moving! Exciting, right? My abs look awesome! Fabulous, right? My house is so clean you could lick it, eat it, and gyrate…

Let the Panic Begin

ShareTomorrow our condo goes on the market. I’m scared, excited, nervous, anxious, ready, unprepared, happy, panicked, etc, etc, etc. Yes, I’m the Las Vegas of emotions. Always feeling something, but not sure if I’m winning or losing even though I’m positive I’m winning. See, I’m full of conflict, but I’m not unsure. What the heck…

Guess What?

Share“What?” they reply. “I love you,” I giggle at them. That’s normally what I say to my boys every once in a while. Except one day, Fireman changed everything up on me. “Mommy?” he says my name as a question as my husband drives. “Yes, baby?” I reply, not thinking much of it. “Guess what?”…

You Go Ahead and Get Started

ShareWe’ve been working a lot lately with getting our four year old to start helping a bit more. This means general things. You know, cleaning up toys, putting away laundry, wiping his own butt, the normal things. The problem is…he doesn’t want to do anything besides play. Or maybe that’s not a problem and I’m…

Don’t Take Yourself Too Seriously

ShareI’m funny. Yup, you heard me. Yes, you may laugh. I’m funny. I’m so funny that I make other people cry. Happy tears. I also give them cramps. No, not those cramps. I said I was funny…not a bitch like Mother Nature. I give the laugh-so-hard-you-split-your-side type of cramps. Wanna know a secret? I forgot…

Bitch, Stole My Babysitter

ShareThere are few things that we are protective of as women and mothers. We’re protective of our children, our spouses, our homes, our cars. So many of us become mama bears when any of these things are even approached by others looking to steal the love, the good, the support, the time of these items….

New Uterine Tenants

Share“Holy shit, that poor girl,” I hear the doctor say outside the exam room door. I can’t help but chuckle. Clearly he doesn’t know I can hear him. He lightly taps on the door and walks in. I’ve never met him before. I’m here for the first time because my she-parts are malfunctioning and I…

I Need Some Jeans Men

ShareI’ve decided that I need as many men as I have jeans. I need a man pair of jeans for each mood. I need a man pair of jeans for each season. I need a man pair of jeans for each look. Shoot, I’ll just say it how it is…I wear a man pair of…

Monologue of an Almost Four Year Old

ShareIt’s been one of those days. You know those days where you love your children yet wonder how you’re going to survive the life sentence of parenthood? Those days where if another scream, argument, whine, or just another person climbing on you will just about throw you over the edge (Sorry Hubs, consider yourself warned…

You Got Me, Mommy.

ShareLately I’ve been having an internal struggle with spirituality. My life has been in chaos (or at least seems that way to me) and I can never seem to get a grip on things around me. As soon as I figure it out it all starts to fall out of balance again. So when I…

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